Steve: I’m not sure how to answer this.
Thor: I do not understand, is dragging royalty some sort of Midgardian tradition?
Natasha: It means you make yourself look like a woman.
Thor: Ah! I am familiar with such practices. I once had to impersonate Freyja to prevent her marriage to a giant in exchange for Mjolnir. Loki was my bridesmaid.
Clint: Oh my God.
Bruce: That may be the best thing I’ve heard all day.
Tony: So I have to compete with Goldilocks? With Nat judging? I’m about to call RuPaul, if we’re going to do this we need an expert.
Clint: I’ll help you frame your face—brows, lashes, lips. What? Master assassins have to clean up sometimes.
Steve: Ehaha, I can’t get the image of Thor in a wedding dress out of my head!
Natasha: I think he would probably win, he does have pretty fabulous hair… And as for experience it looks like Thor goes unmatched.
Tony: If I was a chick I’d do me.
Bruce: I’m sure.