Apparently, you people have questions. We have answers.--Damn it, Tony, why is that our icon?-- I made this website, I do what I want.
Thor: Though Asgardians are significantly more sturdy than those of this realm, we are not invulnerable. Illness, however, is not something which I have had to endure.
Tony: Lucky sonofabitch.
Tony: LSD or low pH?
Clint: Either way that sounds cruel and unusual.
Natasha: Maybe you should talk to the X-Men about that, you sound more up their alley.
Tony: Winterfell sounds familiar… JARVIS, where have I heard that before?
JARVIS: I believe from the stories of your youth, sir. History lessons, really.
Tony: No wonder it didn’t stick. So what?
JARVIS: You are indeed supposedly affiliated with this house. Whether by blood or assumed name.
Tony: I knew I was royalty.
JARVIS: Upon a throne of iron, sir.
Tony: Funny, JARVIS.
Steve: Thank you, we’re glad to be back.
Tony: Well, when I’m not busy saving the world—
Clint: You mean “trolling” Reddit?
Tony: No comment. Anyway, we obviously like it here on Tumblr.
Tony: Yes. But it may have been accidentally on purpose. Don’t tell Rhodey.
Steve: I’m not sure how to answer this.
Thor: I do not understand, is dragging royalty some sort of Midgardian tradition?
Natasha: It means you make yourself look like a woman.
Thor: Ah! I am familiar with such practices. I once had to impersonate Freyja to prevent her marriage to a giant in exchange for Mjolnir. Loki was my bridesmaid.
Clint: Oh my God.
Bruce: That may be the best thing I’ve heard all day.
Tony: So I have to compete with Goldilocks? With Nat judging? I’m about to call RuPaul, if we’re going to do this we need an expert.
Clint: I’ll help you frame your face—brows, lashes, lips. What? Master assassins have to clean up sometimes.
Steve: Ehaha, I can’t get the image of Thor in a wedding dress out of my head!
Natasha: I think he would probably win, he does have pretty fabulous hair… And as for experience it looks like Thor goes unmatched.
Tony: If I was a chick I’d do me.
Bruce: I’m sure.
Tony: I’ve decided to take a break from my -ahem- hobby. Sleep seems to get in the way of obsessive-compulsive engineering.
Steve: This is making me feel terrible, five months into 2013 and this is the first we’ve seen of most of these messages. I’ve pretty much adjusted, most things are pretty user-friendly and you just have to take the time to remember that a computer only does what you tell it to.
Clint: I’m so proud.
Steve: Yeah, us, too.
Tony: But guess what? We’re back, bitches!
Tony: Heh, it might be easier if you asked them… us… whatever.
