We are the Initiative

Steve: Fanfiction?

Tony: I’ve heard of that, it’s when people write stories about superheroes and shows and books. Hang on, you can’t say “Don’t go looking,” to me. Now I have to look.

Clint: This should be interesting.

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Tony: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH DEAR GOD!

Steve: I will NEVER get that image out of my noggin, jeez, I need soap.

Tony: THOR THERE’S ONE ABOUT YOU AND LOKI OH CHRIST I CAN’T BREATHE!

Clint: Is that about me? And Natash— oh, shit.

Banner: You guys are making fools of yourselves.

Tony: Is there any pairing these people HAVEN’T thought of?!

Thor: That is… Are they aware he is my brother?

Clint: I think they do. And I think—uh—I need a shower.

Steve: Who are these writers?!

Tony: I don’t know, but they certainly like the premise of my passionate kissing of your soft lips.

Banner: And mine.

Thor: And mine. And Loki’s. And the Widow’s. And Pepper’s.

Tony: Ohhhhhhkay I think this adventure is over.